DOGOPHOBIA (6)

 I did not really hear Doggie barking this morning. I woke up very early because there was a lot to do. 

My sister and I began cooking quite early. We were cooking and gisting.

I heard the chain used to hold Doggie rattling on the railings. I could tell Doggie was bored. 

It barked for a while and stopped. 

My sister went outside to check something and said, “Let me even see the dog Tope is even afraid of sef.” Since the dog was brought to the compound, she had never seen it face to face. 

“It’s very big ooo,” I said, justifying my fear. 

She walked over to our neighbors’ side and peeped.

 “Wow! It is really big ooo. See he mouth sef,” she said. 

People, DOGGIE DID NOT BARK AT HER! How is that even possible? This is wickedness!

Rosemary, I know you will be laughing now. And don’t you dare say it’s because my sister is pure like you that’s why the dog did not bite. Don’t!

That was the last I heard from Doggie today. I didn’t go out throughout. 

Maybe if I wash clothes tomorrow, I will see it. 

Who has ideas on how to make dog your friend? There are days I feel like touching Doggie. I almost touched it by mistake yesterday, but I also almost threw up. 

Plus, this is corona period too. I need to do sanitizing for my hands and Doggie before I can touch it ooo, abi? Plenty people haff touched Doggie. I need to be on the safe side. It’s not that I’m afraid ooo. I am not. But Government said we should do social distancing and I like to obey constituted authority. Lol. 

Drop your ideas on being friends with Doggie ooo. Help a woman in need. Thank you! 

To be continued.